Saturday, June 21, 2014

5 Ways To Ruin Your Life

by: Maria Jeona Collado

     Before reading this, I'd like you to look back in your past. Is your life 10 years ago the same as your life now?When you were a toddler or let's say, a tween, did you try picking on wimpy kids? Were you the bully or the weakling? Were you the same kid ten or 15 years ago? If yes, then I guess, you need to break that boring lifestyle you have...Try to ruin your life; don't worry, you won't lose everything; except your horrible past...


     EAT EVERYTHING. hey, don't worry too much about diet...It's useless...Taste and eat everything you see (I mean every food you see ); will you be happy if you've not tasted these mouthwatering food you've been dying to eat? Once you get hold of it, you'll surely be contented; happiness is seen everywhere; even the dangerous ones can give bliss to your world.

     DRINK, BE WASTED, and PASS OUT! It is up to you, if you follow this or not. Do you want to be embarrassed once in your life? Many people have probably achieved this. (At first, it's really a shame on your face) But in the end, you will be surprised with your action; you will be proud of yourself because you had the courage to do such thing! People will be amazed!

     DON'T LISTEN TO YOUR PARENTS: well, this is somewhat nerve-wracking, especially if you are the type of person who follows every order and sermons of your parents. Go home late, or, go home early           ( maybe, about 5am). When you open the door, and you meet your mom's poker face, staring at you with a sullen glance, SMILE! Then, go straight to your room and say "Please don't wake me up...I'm so tired!"...When I say go straight, walk as fast as you can before your mom speaks a single word! Hurry! Hide under the covers! I wonder what will happen to you when you wake up.

     QUIT YOUR JOB! Are you working in a company, having the same routine? Aren't you bored doing the same thing, eight hours a day? Aren't you seeking for a new “you?” If you lost your passion, quit!...If you're fed up with the same routine, quit!...If you feel that you're just working for the sake of money and not for fun, quit!...If you wish to smile again, quit!...The company is not doing any good on you especially if it is causing you too much stress; stress that kills your happy hormones.

      FORGET IT! The reason why you are under stress is because you can't let go of your past. Yes, it had caused you great things and bad, but you can't move on if you don't want to get rid of it from your memory. It is just a memory now; an experience which filled the empty part of your life. It is not easy to start a new life. But, set yourself free and believe that things always change. Oh. Did I say forget the good ones? Keep it!
      Ruining your life doesn't mean transforming yourself to an evil person. As what they always say, "Live life like it's your last!" Face everything; but if you don't have the courage, then just stay there, and wait for the next chapter...but expect this chapter to be the same as the chapters you had since you met the world . . . Move!

1 comment:

  1. hope this might somewhat help you change your routine. Don't be afraid to explore. However, don't overdo it. You might end up ruining your life.

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